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Malapit na ang Day of Hearts. Alam n'yo be kung sino'ng valentines? n'yo? Makisilip sa mahiwagang bolang kristal ni Manang gori...
| snowee | Prince Charming |
| qb | Prince William, Prince Harry, and the Duke of Kent |
| hapon | umaga, tanghali, gabi |
| lashes | eyeballs, eyebags |
| fahrenheit | Celsius, Kelvin |
| bonnie | me (bring back my bonnie to me...) |
| kuts | garapata, lice, fleas |
| sis | Pedro (asawa ni Sisa?), Patag na Ngipin |
| el niño | La Niña |
| bot | 'Tos (short for sapatos, Tagalog for... ah ewan!) |
| moe | Maithne (pronounced may-nee... mini miney moe) |
| best friend | worst enemy |
| king | queen (baduy no? wala eh) |
| dana scully | Fox Mulder |
| gori | King Kong |
*logged in Vol.1 (pages 220-221) on February 10, 1998 by allen*
LOVE MEDICAL EXAM
Attributes of women every man would love...
lashes |
tall, dark beauty whose tantalizing eyes could melt any boy's ice-cold heart... very sympathetic... a source of kisses to heal your wounds |
fahrenheit |
she'll laugh at even your corniest jokes... petite and wild, she'll show you how to party... a cowboy's girl... too bad she's taken... but still available--FOR YOU |
kuts |
boyish yet definitely stunning... she needs you to make an honest woman out of her... she loves big-built men with long hair, preferably with dark complexion |
bonnie |
very slim, but huggable... you could always wrap your arms around her... aso very choosy with the boys... she's not shy to eat a lot |
snowee |
skin as white as snow, hair as dark as ebony, lips as red as blood... she's a vampire... she needs a kiss from her Prince Charming to wake her up from her deep slumber |
bot |
sexy... she'll touch you in all the right places... if you'll touch her in all the right ones... but she's definitely demure |
gori |
you'll need her spells to make you fall out of love with her... you'll drown in her hair of magic |
hapon |
very kind, very subordinate... your wish is her command... you could make her your slave of love |
sis |
her poetic lines are enchanting spells to wake you from your neurotic slumber... a man's man, she'll outclass you in sports and music, but fear not--if you're the right man, she'll let you win her heart with your guitar strums and bedroom voice |
qb |
she'll bring you to the fast lane, but you better keep up with her... a certified whirlwind, she'll bring you up and down the emotional ladder... she likes it when you don't change your shirt... but you better be prepared to withstand her insults 'cause they're only mean to lambing-lambing you |
el neens |
*logged in Vol.1 (pages 365-366) on March 12, 1998 at 1:47 PM by allen*
LOVE MEDICAL EXAM II
Attributes of men every woman would love... to hate.
| king | as princely and majestic as they come... this Prince Charming loves to insult women who were unfortunate enough to cross his path... a natural-born casanova, he has had an affair with luscious kisser lashes, the poetic man's man sis, and the fairest of them all, snowee... but of course his favorite sparring partner is the evil ice queen herself, qb... |
| el neens |
*logged in Vol.1 (pages 368-369) on March 13, 1998 at 12:45 PM by allen*
Help sis swat away unwanted people by contributing some verbal excuses.
| 1 | May term paper ako. |
| 2 | May sore nose ako. |
| 3 | I have tutule in my tenga. |
| 4 | Meron ako. |
| 5 | Lesbian ako. |
| 6 | Nandiyan na ang helicopter ko. |
| 7 | Macho at may armas ang 4 kong kuya. |
| 8 | Transsexual ako. |
| 9 | Kumakain ako ng tao. |
| 10 | Natatae ako. |
| 11 | Alam mo yung sa Red Alert? Ang galing nung cut scene kung saan pinatay ni Tanya yung... |
| 12 | Sorry, may odd job pa ako mamayang gabi! |
| 13 | I have to brainwash myself. |
| 14 | I see a monster in front of my face. |
| 15 | I have a bitchy best friend. In fact, she's heading this way. |
| 16 | Mukha kang tae. |
| 17 | Sorry, pero kami na nung best friend ko. |
*logged in Vol.1 (page 402) on March 23, 1998 by say, riche, marbee, and allen*
Performances na gagawin nina brain, ivory and block during thunderstorm's debut...
| brain | ire-represent mo ang extraordinary theory mo sa creation of the universe in terms of science, complete with visual aids and other paraphernalia |
| ivory | imo-model mo ang iyong long and shiny black hair with the background music of Ang Gaan-Gaan ng Feeling for 30 seconds |
| block | ipapakita mo for the first time sa madla ang iyong network solutions for the average company which will remove all the hassles of networking. Habang pine-present mo ito, pina-flash mo yung 4.0 course card mo sa NETWORK kung saan nagra-radiate ang iyong omniscience |
*logged in Vol.3 (page 190) on April 10, 1999 at 2:10 PM by recio*
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